Deck of Sexy Things [PRINTABLE PDF]

“If there are any girls there…”

Have you ever had one of those players who is always looking for a hook-up, visiting every brothel in any town you encounter, and hitting on all the attractive NPCs?  Well, we here are Art of the Genre know how derailing such endeavors can be at the gaming table, and that is why we devised The Deck of Sexy Things!  This deck is fully agnostic, and can be utilized for any race, gender, orientation, or anything else your players are utilizing for their characters.  We’ve also designed it to work as a standard 52 card French-suited deck, so you can utilize it for more mundane purposes and games (while still being sexy!).  All artwork is done by artist 13th Warlock, and is NOT AI! 

However, assuming you use it for its original purpose, all you need to do is have your 'randy' player draw a card at random and see what their romantic/sexual encounter ends up like.  This will stop you from having to role-play out any awkward sexual situations at your table, while providing the player with a result that they can either get a high five from the other players at the table, or even laughed at as those collected spit out their drink of choice with the hilarity of the result.

How are the suites aligned? Each suite represents a set of circumstances, be those positive (Hearts), neutral (Clubs), negative (Spades), or my personal favorite, weird (Diamonds)!  Don’t miss out on having this deck handy at your gaming table for all those troublesome situations you just don’t want to have to describe!